Street View eat your heart out. Pairs nicely with Kraftwerk's 'Autobahn', played by a klezmer band.

"Knives in general are a physical manifestation of a chef's personality" - Robert Belcham

The system, ripped, Cuban-Style. Ernesto Oroza

Virtually destroy what destroys you virtually.

When you decorate, remember that it isn't just about making your home or cubicle look great. It's also about punching nasty gaping holes in your victim's sense of the future.

Welcome home, assholes. I redecorated your shit.

The older I get, the less I enjoy classical, and the more I want to hear machines being beaten until they scream.

The lady cries.

Historically accurate reenactment of actual historical events in a real village by real vikings portrayed by legless puppets in a studio in New York several decades ago, singing a Village People tune.

Censorship is for people who don't like Duran Duran. You're not one of those people, now, are you? 'Cuz we don't like those kind of people around here.